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This is the innaugural edition of a new series that Im calling random stories from my life for no good reason... I would explain it, but the name says it all. #randomstoriesfrommylifefornogoodreason ANGLE OF THE DANGLE Yes folks, this is the story of the Angle of the Dangle. It was a summer day as I sat with a 4 angle grinder in my lap. I cant remember what I was doing with it, but I was oblivious to the fact that it was plugged in (Im sure you can already see where this is going). So I accidentally hit the on switch and the fabric of the athletic shorts between my legs is instantly sacrificed for the good of my boys so that I may procreate some day (youre welcome world). I cannot tell you how greatful I was to that fabric that had wedged itself around the aluminum oxide disc to stop its rotation before reaching my nether regions. So at that point I turned the grinder off and unplugged it. I then tried to free it from my shorts, but it was no use. No matter how hard I pulled, it would not let go. I had no choice put to grab ahold of the elastic waistband of my $10.99 Walmart shorts and walk into my house with this 4 inch ANGLE grinder DANGLING between my legs, dragging the power chord in tow. That my friends is the story of the ANGLE OF THE DANGLE P.S. If you are one of the lucky individuals who I tagged in this post that means that I know that you would especially enjoy this story. How can one be so dumb you ask? Im an engineer. I rest my case.
Posted on: Thu, 14 Aug 2014 01:08:18 +0000

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