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This my putting myself ahead like soup of pumpkins sometimes makes me loose deals. I was heading to Mama Otis, the Matubo place refusing to know if I will be allowed to eat and pay on Wednesday and if they jump me, I eat then thins myself unnoticed when this call from 0789 653 108 comes through. Caller: Hallo, am I speaking to Mr. Onjohi? Me: Yes maam. You are speaking to Papa Onjohi, the one and only Snr. Gyno. Caller: I am calling from Consumer Insight. I was wondering if you have a few minutes? Me: I have a few what? Caller: A few minutes sir. I wanted to conduct a short survey that will only take 10 minutes. Me: What survey? ya Thika road? Caller: A short survery over the phone sir. Me: I am busy as you can hear. Caller: Sir, you will earn points which you can redeem for cash immediately. Me: Did you say cash? I have all the time you need in this world! (Stops from entering Mama Otis place and there there, write her sms with my other phone and abuse her for sticking a Cash Customers Only poster on the door.) Caller: Thank you sir. Now, do you have a relative that works for any Marketing agency firm? (Head tells me if I say yes, I earn more points because those who knows much add value to surveys that those who dont.) ` Me: Many. Do you want their names only or even their phone numbers? Caller: I was asking if you have any relative that works.... Me: Yes, one is called Josiah Mwangi, but is not blood relative. We relate in drinking dogogio and having big stomachs. Caller: And do you have a close relative that works for any media house in Kenya? Me: Yes maam. I do! Ma nigga Stephen Syoks. . Ever heard of TrINC Media? Caller: A close relative? Me: Like satan. Caller: I am afraid you do not qualify for this survey and thanks for you time. Me: Ati? why? Enyewe I dont have any.... even one. haroo haroo? tititititiitiii Turns back to Mama Otis. How do I explain to her that the sms was not intended for her but her competitors?
Posted on: Mon, 28 Jul 2014 13:25:42 +0000

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