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This one is just wrong. .. but here ya go: This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantically calls out a May Day. May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and hes dead and I dont know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!” She hears a voice over the radio saying: This is Air Traffic Control, retired Marine fighter pilot, and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. Ive had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position.” She says, Im 54 and I support Obama.” O.K. says the voice on the radio....Repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in Heaven.... .
Posted on: Tue, 08 Apr 2014 13:10:40 +0000

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