This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth > sharing. > > A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant > to the United States . He stops the first person he > sees walking down the street and says, Thank you Mr. > American for letting me in this country , giving me > housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free > education! > > The passerby says, You are mistaken, I am Mexican. > > The man goes on and encounters another passerby. > Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in > America ! > > The person says, I not American, I Vietnamese. > > The new arrival walks further, and the next person he > sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, Thank you > for the wonderful America ! That person puts up his > hand and says, I am from Middle East , I am not > American! > > He finally sees a nice lady and asks, Are you an > American? > > She says, No, I am from Africa ! > > Puzzled, he asks her, Where are all the Americans? > > > The African lady checks her watch and > says...Probably at work!!!!!!! >
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