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Those who know me will understand why I can relate to this: A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says, This is phenomenal. Youve graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled. Normally, wed hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and were afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers. Im sorry....we cant hire you. But wait, he said. If I take two aspirin, Ill stop winking! Really? Great! Show me! So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavored condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin. He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking. Well, said the interviewer, thats all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanizing all over the country! Womanizing? What do you mean? Im a happily married man! Well then, how do you explain all these condoms? Oh, that, he sighed. Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?
Posted on: Fri, 29 Aug 2014 15:39:57 +0000

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