To all new mothers and fathers out there: Perhaps youve discovered that while pushing a stroller through crowded public places, people tend to cut you off. And perhaps, being the defensive driver you are, you quickly apply the brakes to avoid bashing the strangers ankles - THIS IS WRONG. After three kids I realized the most civically responsible thing to, is to HUNT these people down, eagerly looking for every opportunity to RAM their CANKLES, instantly learning them a little physics and cause-and-effect. This can be absolutely LIFE SAVING. How many times have you seen jerks cutting others off on the freeway? I submit to you, these are NOT jerks; they are merely the unlearned and the spoiled of society who have never received a proper education. So now I take it upon myself, and call upon my fellow stroller pushers, EDUCATE these poor fools by mercilessly SMASHING your stroller into the back of their ankles, and one day you may save a life. After this enlightening experience they may think twice before making unsafe maneuvers while piloting a three thousand machine at highway speeds.
Posted on: Tue, 14 Oct 2014 02:14:10 +0000
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