Tonights awkward date night moment. Took my wife out tonight to see the movie big hero 6. It was a great movie and I had a wonderful time. Things kind of dropped off the wagon when I had to use the restroom at the end of the movie. Upon standing up to leave the theater I kind of let a small fart go. It felt hot coming out of my body so I know it didnt smell good. As soon as we got outside the theater and walked around the corner the person whom I farted behind stops me on the on the way out of the door. He looks at me and he says hey Sargent Johnson. Thats when I realized I just farted behind my new NCO and his wife. They didnt address it or say anything so Im not sure if they knew it was me, but I just kind of got that weird vibe about the whole thing... I love you Amber Johnson. Thanks for another great night.
Posted on: Sat, 08 Nov 2014 03:46:06 +0000
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