True Saying Nigeria was never on top of the map when God said, Let there be light. Drinking garri doesnt mean youre poor, but allowing it to swell before drinking is Poverty. He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry. It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realise that there are ways of solving problems without violence. Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any. He who unwraps a sharwama before tasting it cannot keep a secret. Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything. Anyone who thinks he has many enemies has never been with a mountain of fire member. Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria. He who refuses to classify agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist. Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder. Anyone who puts stew on jollof rice has trust issues. Anyone that reads this without laughing, that person is looking for a job.
Posted on: Fri, 21 Mar 2014 15:23:35 +0000
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