Turn that frown upside down! (Break every bone in your face if you must) A smile is your permanent umbrella to block out the ugly cry of existence When the acid rain burns through to your spines and your more-than-we-can handles? Seed their heavy clouds with whatever you can buy or build. Watch them fall down with distant not-quite-damp eyes until the horizon is empty. No one wants to get wet. We dont like overcast open. Grey is only in season below the neck. Stay behind the panes You grinning jack-in-boxes. Wait for ceaseless cloudless or an act of godless storm suicide (to liven the Disney Resort daze). We will be the happiest place on Earth! Last week, we bought the 100 acre Woods and renamed it Jonestown. We cooked up Eeyore for the weekend buffet. Rabbit and Owl are next on the dinner tray. Pooh has stopped asking questions and goes through 6 pots of honey a day. Piglet is desperately learning one-liners in the corner next to Eeyores steaming carcass and a cup full of cool aid. They better get in on the joke before breakfast or be eaten alive. And you better pick your chin up. That grin could be bigger couldnt it? Force it wider. Open up and swallow cartoon reality even if it chokes you. Dont worry! Be happy! Thats not a request. Its a command. Our sun will come out tomorrow or well rip it down from heaven and replace it with incandescent. We will tear down every last shadow and blind the non-believers with our swords of light banter. All Hail the endless sunshine of perpetual avoidance! Our backyards host clown parties with long awnings and tall fences. Hide your bodies under the stacked deck by the cooler. Pray they dont go zombie and eat you from inside. Just put on a Happy Face! Now. Even if it feels like a gas mask. Or a machine gun. Or an internment camp. Naked is against the new bylaws. Even our faces. So wear your jesters new clothes and keep your teeth closed. Your jaws will ache. Of course they will. That is no reason to cry. There is no reason to cry. A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone. B: Noone who? A: Noone who wants to hear you cry. B: Noone why? A: No one Why can answer this. So be quiet. B: No one is listening... When you die Your coffin should hold a perfect yellow circle With a black smirk and round dot eyes If your eulogy says only: They were funny as Hell. I never ever saw them look sad. This was a terribly exciting surprise! Then you did it just right.
Posted on: Tue, 12 Aug 2014 18:56:29 +0000
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