Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. Shes incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards. said one doctor. Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of Percocet every 10 hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us! The second doctor said, Thats nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded! Suddenly, they hear a blood-curdling scream from down the hall, Oh my gosh! said the first doctor, I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smiths boil!
Posted on: Fri, 25 Jul 2014 14:22:01 +0000
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