Two little boys stole a BIG bag of orange from their neighbour - TopicsExpress



          

Two little boys stole a BIG bag of orange from their neighbour and decided to go to a cool and quiet place to share the loot equally. One of them suggested the near by cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate but they didnt bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. Few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice saying: “One for Me, One for U. “One for Me, One for U”. He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the church near by for the Priest. Father please come with me, come and witness God & Satan sharing corpse at the cemetery. ”They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: One for Me, One for U, One for Me, One for U... Suddenly the voice stopped counting and says: “What about the two at the gate? Come see marathon! The priest almost run past the church gate, Shouting we are not dead yet oooh.........!!
Posted on: Wed, 03 Sep 2014 06:08:14 +0000

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