Two young men picked up a whole bag of oranges from their neighbours yard and decided to go to a cool and quiet place to share the loot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell out of the bag, but they didnt bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag. Few minutes later, drunk Akpors on his way from a bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard their voices saying: “One for Me, One for you. “One for Me, One for you”. He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to call his friend Ochuko. Ochuko, come with me, come see where angels dey share souls for burial ground. They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: One for Me, One for you.. Suddenly the voice stopped counting and said: “What about those two fresh ones at the gate?(referring to the oranges they dropped) Akpors and Ochuko thinking they were the two fresh ones suddenly became the Usain Bolts of the town as they took off on a marathon race from the cemetery gate shouting abeg oh, we never die oh! What do you think of Akpors and Ochuko this time around?
Posted on: Sat, 26 Jul 2014 09:44:56 +0000