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U vil die laughing Hillarious one... Husband and Wife in Court Discussion ..... The Problem: Who should get Custody of the Child? Wife jumped up and said: Your Honour I brought d child into this world with Pain and LabourSo it should be in My Custody. The Judge turns 2 Husband & says What do You have to say in your defence? The Husband sits for a while contemplating then slowly says..... Your Honour. If I put a dollar in a Vending Machine and a Pepsi comes Out, whose Pepsi is it? The Machines or Mine? Yeh sunke...Wife replied: Judge Sahab...Bartan Mera.. Doodh bhi Mera... Aur Usme Dahi jamane ke liye 2 boond Daalne se Dahi bana To fir Wo dahi kiska.? Mera ya 2 Boond daalne wale ka Husband replied : me kagaz Maine dala, keys daba-daba kar Mehnat Maine ki, fir Chithi kiski? Typewriter ki ya Meri? Frustrated Judge (Getting mad): Abey Saale Agar Tu Chithi Haath se hi likh leta To ye Noubat hi na Aati...
Posted on: Sat, 01 Feb 2014 08:45:45 +0000

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