URGENT NEWS FLASH : Doctors are MYSTIFIED at the strange - TopicsExpress



          

URGENT NEWS FLASH : Doctors are MYSTIFIED at the strange transformation of blackburns population on SUNDAY. At around 1.45pm reports flooded in at Blackburn Royal Infirmarys A&E department of necks shrinking and uncontrollable convulsions resembling sobbing. The condition was diagnosed as WINDING YOUR NECK IN!!... doctors are satisfied that the condition was contained to dillutional followers of bastard rovers for believing the enevitable loss to The Almighty Clarets would never happen... Symptoms also include loss of loyalty to BRFC.... loss of ability to banter and extreme sensitivity to Burnley FC supporters. Doctors have advised the saying 35years is no longer an effective response to any jibes aimed at rovers fans and that hidingvunder a rock is the most effective way to avoid embarrassment.
Posted on: Mon, 10 Mar 2014 15:51:45 +0000

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