Via Gardner Dozois Put your mouth in high gear, rev up your vocal chords to peak performance, and disengage your brain, because today is Babbling Day. So, yes, youre supposed to babble incessantly all day, nonstop--it is not required that your babbling makes any sense; in fact, its probably better if it does not. Maybe you can work your way up to Authentic Frontier Gibberish. For many people out there, this will not be a difficult holiday to celebrate. Politicians should have no trouble at all. If you need something to babble ABOUT, its also Reptile Awareness Day, so if you hadnt been previously aware that there were such things as reptiles, and are only now becoming so aware, that should give you plenty to babble excitedly about. (Who let this happen? They dont have any fur AT ALL? Where do they live? Is one sneaking up on me?) For something to do WHILE youre babbling, its also Count Your Buttons Day. For eats today, youre almost spoiled for choice. Its National Pumpkin Cheesecake Day. If you dont like pumpkin, its also Apple Day, and, more specifically, Caramel Apple Day as well. If youre not in the mood for anything sweet, fortunately its also the International Day Of The Nacho.
Posted on: Tue, 21 Oct 2014 14:30:45 +0000
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