WARNING!!! DO NOT LAUGH AT THESE LAUGHABLE QUOTES BY OUR LEADERS. Quotes by some highly placed individuals in government in the past and at present in Nigeria:- (1) “We want to thank the president for bringing facebook to Nigeria”. -Information Minister Labaran Maku. (2) “...You press men, you always say there are no minerals in kano. We have Coca Cola, Fanta, Mirinda and thenewly invented Sprite” -Bakin Zuwo. (3) “Foreign investors should ignore Boko Haram and invest in Nigeria” -GEJ (4) ” I will water your school and fire your school” -Orji Uzoh Kalu (5) “Nigerians dont panic, terrorist attack is everywhere ..maybe is our turn” -GEJ (6) “I will rather kill myself than commit sucide” -Dame Jonathan (7) “I founded this school for the masses and the school fees is N850,000” -Atiku Abubakar Until I see someone eating out of the gutters before I believe there is poverty in Nigeria.” – Umoru Dikko. (9) “Telephone is not meant for the poor” - David Mark (10) “The worth of a child born and breed in Nigeria cannot be compared to that in the United States” -Yakubu Gowon (11) “School is not meant for the poor, only for the rich” -Ikedi Ikiri Ohakim (12) “At 50, Britain is still battling with King Arthur and the knights of the round table so Nigeria is not doing too badly” -Diezeani Madueke. (13)..”Even Jesus Christ cannot conduct a free and fair election in Nigeria” -Obasanjo (14)”The corp members where destined to die, nobody can run away from destiny” - Mallam isa Yaguda, Gov Bauchi State. (15) ”On behalf of 20 million naira, I donate my family”- Dame Jonathan. (16) ”We, the PDP did not win this election, I have gone to church to confess, I gave them money and they called the result” -Chris Uba (17) ”I want to commend the doctors and nurses for responding to treatment”-Dame Jonathan (18) ”I can see camera people, are they going to televise us alive?”- Dame Jonathan. Good night peepz, Sweet dreams.
Posted on: Wed, 02 Oct 2013 20:02:56 +0000
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