WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A new study released today - TopicsExpress



          

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—A new study released today indicates that Americans are safe from the threat of gun violence except in schools, malls, airports, movie theatres, workplaces, streets, and their own homes. Also: highways, turnpikes, libraries, places of worship, parks, universities, restaurants, post offices, and cars. Plus: driveways, garages, gyms, stores, military bases—and a host of other buildings, structures, and sites. Hopefully the study will spark a conversation “about the root cause of mass shootings: people who recklessly show up at places where they could be shot at.”
Posted on: Wed, 06 Nov 2013 18:10:03 +0000

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