WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS : 1. SCHOOL : A place where Parents pay and children play. 2. LIFE INSURANCE : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. 3. NURSE : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. 4. MARRIAGE : Its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.. 5. TEAR : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower. 6. CONFERENCE : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. 7. FATHER : A banker provided by nature. 8. CRIMINAL : A person no different from the rest ....except that he/she got caught. 9. BOSS : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!! 10. POLITICIAN : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter. 11. DOCTOR : A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills. Join >>Knowledge
Posted on: Fri, 27 Jun 2014 07:40:30 +0000
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