WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS : SCHOOL : A place where Parents pay and - TopicsExpress



          

WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS : SCHOOL : A place where Parents pay and children play LIFE INSURANCE : A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich. NURSE : A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills. MARRIAGE : Its an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.. TEAR : The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine water power. CONFERENCE : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. FATHER : A banker provided by nature CRIMINAL : A person no different from the rest ....except that he/she got caught BOSS : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!! POLITICIAN : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence there after DOCTOR : A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Posted on: Sun, 18 May 2014 07:06:55 +0000

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