Watching TV > A couple watching an IPL match on the TV together. > After five minutes: > > > Wife: Is that Bret Lee > > Husband: No. He is Chris Gayle. Bret Lee is the bowler. > > Wife: Bret Lee is smart. He should be in the movies like his > brother. > > Husband: He does not have an actor brother > > > Wife: What about Bruce Lee > > Husband: No no, Bret Lee is an Australian > > Wife: OK. Look. Another wicket in just two minutes. > > Husband: No. It is called action replay. > > Wife: Looks like India is going to win this one. > > > Husband: It is not India. It is Bangalore vs Kolkatta > > Wife: Why is the umpire calling for a helicopter. > > Husband: He is not calling for a helicopter. It’s a free > hit. > > Wife: Did the spectators not pay for the tickets? Why is it > a ‘ free’ hit? > > > Wife: Now whom is he saying ‘HI’ to? > > Husband: He is signalling a ‘Bye’. > > Wife: Why is he saying ‘Bye’. Is the game over? > > Wife: How many runs to win? > > Husband: 72 in 36 balls > > Wife: Ah. That is easy. Just 2 runs in 1 ball > > > Husband turns off the TV. > > Wife turns it on and watches ‘Saraswasti Chandra’ > > Husband: Who is this Saraswati Chandra? > > Wife: Don’t you dare disturb me . . . > > >
Posted on: Tue, 20 Aug 2013 15:34:20 +0000
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