Well I thought Id give my son a chance at working with me today so last night I told him son Ill do some profit sharing with you as far as pay and we wont work but half a day (12hrs) he smiled and said G-Daddy. So this morning I got him up but honestly about an hour late but I thought Id be nice and ease him in to this working thing. He didnt hit the ground running so I let him take up 15/16 of a King Size while I washed the Alabama shakes off my face and rinsed two down my throat. So we moasy on down to our local Donut shop where you cant understand a word theyre saying unless youre 19 months old because he and Boudreaux had a 20 minute conversation over coffee which I dont drink and all I can thinking about is my morning monster across town. The man smiles at me and hands Bingham a cinnamon roll and Im like G thanks bud if I had known you were giving him his breakfast for free I wouldnt still owe you the $12.58 now would I? Anyhow we roll on down to Home Depot in search of the biggest cart they make to carry around a gallon of paint and a box of T-nails and that boy in the middle of course. At first I did think it was a bit overkill until this beautiful blonde walked right passed me to give him a blue tootsie pop so now Im pissed because thats my favorite one but Im realizing he may have more of the world figured out than I can show him in one day of working. So now we finally get home with the stuff to do work and guess what? Its nap time. Do what?!? Im taking you off the clock for that bud, sorry. I guess he realized I meant work when I said work because I went back in there two hours later and if I didnt know any better he was playing possum (YA without the silent O in front of it). So I get back to sweating a while longer and wanders out a little after lunch with his left hand down the front of his shorts and the right down the back barking orders about getting the garage organized. We got it whooped, then we painted a bedroom and ripped the carpet out of the house Im sure my will just love that when she gets home if you dont mind dont tell her, thanks. So Im finally gettin a good hour of work from this boy and he walks up and said Dad, you told me were working half a day I yes sir a half a day son 12hrs now we have work to do....so we Union Breaked for a PopPop (popcycle) and he says dad turn that Aggie game on like its a national holiday (his Nonni, G-Daddy, and Danamyd be proud) so I did. FANTASTIC & stressful game fantastic cause they won stressful because every time it got intense hed recall over to Disney Jr to check on Minnie and his other gal Sophia. By now Ive given up and admitted hes the boss. We get cleaned up after celebrating the big win, me Drivin Ms. Daisy of course and he slips off into a zone and is currently dead to the world. I guess Ill start at 5:00 am tomorrow. Thats if hes dumb enough to show back up. If he sees that he actually owes me money on my crowley math from profit sharing mamas projects hell probably move to his Nonni and G Daddys house. What he doesnt understand is Im going with him...theyve got great facilities over there. Oh YA my bad this is a short story made long Life aint all bad™ Ashley Tinsley
Posted on: Sun, 28 Sep 2014 02:39:24 +0000
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