Well, Ive been on hold for 40 minutes with Experian. Ya see, this big corporation called Target f***ed up badly and let some criminals get hold of my credit card number. So Target got me a “free” account with another big corporation called Experian. Experian compiles “information” about people and tells other corporations about it so they can sell me stuff. You’d think there’s not much money to be made there but you’d be wrong. See, Experian f***s up a lot of the “information”, and then makes people pay them to find that out and fix it. (I put information in quotes because in my opinion it’s not really information and does not truly inform unless it’s CORRECT!!!) So anyway, I checked my account with Experian and it seems they’re telling all these other corporations that I have $130,000 in debt when really I don’t owe a single bloody f***ing nickel to this world except a $1,200 visa card. So I’ve now been on the phone for over an hour, almost entirely spent on hold, trying to find out how to fix this. The problem is, this other corporation, Wells Fargo, forgot to tell Experian that after another (unnamed) corporation laid me off, Wells Fargo TOOK my house away from me because naturally I couldn’t pay for it any more. Because of that, Experian (the other corporation) told everybody else “hey, this guy’s a total piece of shit and worth a credit score of something like 500 because of this house thing, even though he doesn’t owe anybody else anything and his entire life prior he was in the highest credit score bracket possible.” Anyway, that house was taken away three years ago, but corporation Wells Fargo apparently never told corporation Experian. So naturally corporation Experian went ahead and told two other corporations: TRW and Equifax, and now they’re telling everyone too. That must be why their phone lines are so tied up: They’re busy telling people all this shit about me and nobody is available to talk to me about the fact that it’s NOT TRUE! So now it’s 59:00 I’ve spent almost entirely on hold. I guess I’ll hang up now and try again tomorrow. F*** you Target, Wells Fargo, unnamed corporation, Experian, TRW, and Equifax. You suck!
Posted on: Sun, 02 Feb 2014 18:28:25 +0000
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