What does Rand Paul Believe? Well, for starters, he **doesnt** believe any of the past Ron Paul Revolution stuff he was in charge of will matter, and he really believes he would like to be President, and he would prefer to assume the office before the Old Man kicks off so he can rub his nose in it, if that wouldnt be too much trouble of us. He also believes that he will believe whatever it takes to get elected, unlike the Old Man with his silly “principles” and “morals” and “ethics.” Pish. Tosh, even. He also believes when the movie is made about him – and he firmly believes it will be – that Matthew McConaughey ought to play him because he already has the voice ***down*** -- not to mention the Aqua-Buddha scene will be so totally believable that it just might win McConaughey an Oscar. Definitely a Golden Globe, but maybe even an Oscar! (Then he passes out until a staffer fans him awake with a copy of The Fountainhead.)
Posted on: Tue, 30 Sep 2014 16:30:10 +0000
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