With this declaration, I give Facebook and any space aliens, mystical entities or Sasquatches associated with Facebook permission to laugh at my pictures, information, or posts, both past and future. By this statement, I give notice to Facebook that I am a self-loathing prick to think anybody would want to disclose, copy, distribute, or take any other action against me based on this profile and/or its contents as I am clearly insane. The content of this profile is goofy and inconsequential information. Any violation of my right to think Im a pretty big deal can be punished by law under: (UCC 1-308- 1 1 308-103 and the Statute of Liberty and Justice for All.) scary, huh? NOTE: Due to changes that make no sense whatsoever, Facebook is now the same old stuff it has always been just harder to communicate and share but, if you want to sound like youve got the inside scoop, you must post a note like this. If you prefer, you can copy and paste this version. If you do not publish this statement at least once, Tribbles will invade your nose. You will not be folded,spindled or mutilated but .. I will be really bummed out that you didnt fall for my feeble attempt at mind control as well as manipulating your very existence. DO NOT SHARE. You MUST copy and Paste. YOU MUST...YOU MUST...YOU MUST...THE GREAT AND POWERFUL SOLARIS HAS SPOKEN!!!!!! (pay no attention to that man behind the screen!!)
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 21:00:43 +0000
Trending Topics
Recently Viewed Topics
© 2015