Wonders shall never end sha.. I was chatting in bed with 6 pieces of fried snail beside me and I slept off after I had eaten just two! I woke up for prayer @4am and I discovered the remaining four pieces had vanished into the thin air. My curiosities are these: 1.My wife doesnt eat snail whatsoever. 2.I only slept with her in our bedroom and the children in their room downstairs. 3.The fried snails were in a shallow plastic cup and hows it possible for the rat to dip inside the cup and go with my fried snail? 4.To me o,four big fried snails are too much,even for the biggest rat to convey. 5.Agreed, wild rat(s) went with my fried snail,does that mean am dwelling with human-like rat(s) in my living room? 6.My snail disappeared in a mysterious way and no traces of them whatsoever since. 7.Am I saved in my bedroom if theres no meat,fish or snail again,these rats may go for my wife feet or mine o. 8.What would happen to my soiled hands if I slept off with meat next time(they may eat my fingers o)Not funny,walahi. 9.Did any of my children sneak in and go with my fried snail? 10.Am I still sleeping and dreaming? Hmmmmmm.... Ategun(wind) to wole kaso niyara,ki eni to wo ti e sorun ma safira o. Rats are on rampage! Am still not happy at all. The disappearance of my snail pained me beyond marrow. Chelsea were beaten and my fried snail disappeared mysteriously as well. What a funny way to kickstart 2015.
Posted on: Fri, 02 Jan 2015 05:13:57 +0000
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