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Yet another stunningly gorgeous n sweet young lady just guessed my age as 32. Apparently EDM is the Fountain of Youth! (Which obviously makes perfect sense since its frenetic undulations n penetrating high speed ultralow frequency vibrations massively activate the lymphatic system, responsible for flushing toxins n free radicals from the body!) I think thats the third 32 guess Ive gotten in a month. I guess Ive stopped the clock there w my diet n fitness regimen. I just wish that somebody had told my hair that was the plan 20 years ago! This is especially satisfying considering that about 6 years ago I was looking older than my age as an increasingly bloated whale with all the degenerative metabolic syndrome symptoms in bloom. 60+ lbs heavier, aches n pains in my joints, GI problems, decreasing flexibility. Now they r all completely eradicated (except for n occasional sciatic twinge - usually after 12 hours of dancing). Either that Or because I hang w a younger crowd 32 just seems INCREDIBLY old to them!
Posted on: Sat, 11 Oct 2014 03:46:05 +0000

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