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You Know your Old when In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. You and your teeth dont sleep together. People call at 9 p.m. and ask, Did I wake you? You begin every other sentence with, Nowadays... The clothes youve put away until they come back in style... come back in style. Things you buy now wont wear out. Theres nothing left to learn the hard way. Getting a little action means you dont need to take a laxative. When getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot. When happy hour is a nap. When you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise. You are 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, 94 around the golf course. When youre told to act your own age, and you die.
Posted on: Thu, 21 Nov 2013 18:11:55 +0000

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