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You know how excited you are to get on the scales after a weekend of barrelracing? Youre just sure you lost wait-you didnt eat anything-you fasted during the whole barrel race. Dang it-youve gained two pounds-how can that be? I guess you did have biscuits and gravy for breakfast. It is true the night before when everyone else was having fajitas, you had smothered chimichanga and you ate everything in field-hand fashion except the fried rice-which nobody eats.. Oh yeah and those skinny little barrel racers were FULL (in their whiny voice) and couldnt eat everything-ahem, Marci Bartlett, Nancy Rudeen, Beth Baxter, Virgilene Hawkins and I suppose even Kent Magnuson. Notice I didnt mention you, Martee Pruitt. And youve eaten all your food, like a good little girl and they order fried ice cream for everybody. Youre full, but of course you have to feel accepted. This is a rather long story-anyway as you continue thinking about your eating escapade overr the weekend you did have the coke to jumpstart the church service and you did have another coke at KFC because the ice tea was horrible. And it was at this same KFC that didnt have enough something and you had to wait forever that they gave you a meal and two Oreo Cookie pie things to make up for it (none of which you ordered). Thank goodness your Mom likes coleslaw or you would have really gained weight. So I guess all things being considered two plus two does equal six.
Posted on: Mon, 31 Mar 2014 13:46:43 +0000

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