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You may have (or most probably havent) noticed that I have been a tad quiet here on the Facehole regarding our Supreme Peanut and his Team Australia Fear Eisteddfod... This is largely due to the fact that the National Commission of Audit, in keeping with the current financial climate, has recommended that the music industry be restructured into a profitable, KPI based corporate entity. This has resulted in an en masse reassignment of former musicians into homeless people/catfood (and has left us with Keith Urban as the sole remaining Australian musician) In light of this I have chosen a new career as a policy writer for the current government. (It was the only other job on seek besides bootblack) In keeping with the spirit of our benevolent auditors Ive decided to streamline the current government spin into one convenient new package... Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you: The Great Sharia Reef..... Get on board the Team Australia Jet Ski and lets smother those radical Islamist Greenies and their un-Australian marine life with some good old fashioned Aussie battler Coal mine dredging ....I think it might be time to move to New Zealand soon.
Posted on: Mon, 22 Sep 2014 15:09:01 +0000

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