courtesy #striker Must read very funny : Equations! – This is the best I have read in a LONG time !!!! Equation 1 Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy Donkey = eat + sleep + work Therefore: Human = Donkey + enjoy Therefore: Human-enjoy = Donkey In other words, A Human that doesn’t know how to enjoy = Donkey that works. Equation 2 Man = eat + sleep + earn money Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Man = Donkey + earn money Therefore: Man-earn money = Donkey In other words Man who doesn’t earn money = Donkey Woman= eat + sleep + spend Donkey = eat + sleep Therefore: Woman = Donkey + spend Woman – spend = Donkey In other words, Woman who doesn’t spend = Donkey To Conclude: From Equation 2 and Equation 3 Man who doesn’t earn money = Woman who doesn’t spend So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey! And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey! So, We have: Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money Therefore from postulates 1 and b b 2, we can conclude Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!
Posted on: Tue, 08 Oct 2013 11:47:46 +0000
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