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me: mom, have you been in my room yet? mom: not recently, why? me: oh, cause I have rats. mom: MISTY! me: lol, what? mom: this is why you need to stop leaving food sitting out, it attracts rats and bugs! me: wait, what? mom: you have rats in your room, thats a serious problem! me: NOOOO MOM I HAVE PET RATS. IN A CAGE. AS PETS. mom: ... me: ... mom: ... me: ... mom: MISTY! WHY! OH MY GOD *starts crying* me: its okay! theyre friendly! they like people! mom: I DONT CARE, OH MY GOD IM NEVER GOING IN YOUR BEDROOM AGAIN MISTTTY WHAT THE HELL?!? funniest shit ever hahahaha

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