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In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting cl...

~ Did You Know? ~ 1. Your shoes are the first thing people
~ Did You Know? ~ 1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes. 2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a da...

A farmer was sitting on his porch one day when a young man drives
A farmer was sitting on his porch one day when a young man drives in and comes to the door. Sir, I was driving by and noticed you had a lot of milkwee...

The fact that you’re struggling doesn’t make you a burden. It
The fact that you’re struggling doesn’t make you a burden. It doesn’t make you unloveable or undesirable or undeserving of care. It doesn’t ma...

A blonde who had been unemployed for several months got a job with
A blonde who had been unemployed for several months got a job with Public Works. She was to paint lines down the center of a rural road. The superviso...

In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear. In his fear, all attempts to shoot the bear were unsuc...