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A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl
A Mom visits her son for dinner who lives with a girl roommate. During the course of the meal, his mother couldnt help but notice how pretty his roomm...

A girl fell in love with a sailor and had his picture tattooed on
A girl fell in love with a sailor and had his picture tattooed on her right breast. The romance waned. In due time, she fell in love with a soldier ...

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad,
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, ...

A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watc...

There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister
There were two nuns... One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL). It is getting dark...

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24
When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers. A prof...

A little old lady went into the Bank one day, carrying a bag of
A little old lady went into the Bank one day, carrying a bag of money. She asked to speak with the bank president to open an account because, Its a lo...

A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the dead bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined t...