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A pilot was transporting a bunch of madmen frm Uyo to a
A pilot was transporting a bunch of madmen frm Uyo to a psychiatric facility in Johannesburg, South Africa. The madmen were making noise. So, one of t...

Akpos went to his neighbour and asked him if he had any remedy
Akpos went to his neighbour and asked him if he had any remedy for his terrible toothache. AKPOS: Im having a terrible toothache can you help me? NEIG...

There was this day i was driving my Ogas bus from Ozoro to Lagos.
There was this day i was driving my Ogas bus from Ozoro to Lagos. I had a sticker at the back of the bus which said; HE WILL GIVE HIS ANGELS CHARGE OV...

AKPOS AND Joba IN THE OFFICE Joba: Akpos, I have been attending
AKPOS AND Joba IN THE OFFICE Joba: Akpos, I have been attending night classes for 5 months now and I have exams next week. Akpos: oh! Joba: For exampl...

After two weeks in Dubai, Akpors came back to Naija with the
After two weeks in Dubai, Akpors came back to Naija with the American slang/accent. He flew in late and while on his way home was stopped by a men of ...

Police: Where do you live? Akpos : with my parents. Police:
Police: Where do you live? Akpos : with my parents. Police: Where do your parents live? Akpos: with me. Police: And where do you live all? Akpos: Toge...

A thief broke into Akpos house and stole his Tv. He took off
A thief broke into Akpos house and stole his Tv. He took off and started running, Akpos also ran after him. The faster he ran, the faster the Akpos al...

During Akpos’ wedding reception, he was called upon to give his
During Akpos’ wedding reception, he was called upon to give his vote of thanks to his guests, and proceeded as follows: 1. I want to first of all th...

Three business associates, an Igbo man, a Yoruba man and a
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere. While in the middle of...