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Confucius Say: Man who wants pretty nurse, must be
Confucius Say: Man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient. He who lives in glass house, dress in basement. Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead ...

Last year French archaeologists found traces of copper wire dating
Last year French archaeologists found traces of copper wire dating back 1,000 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors had a primitive t...

Confucious say: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man
Confucious say: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on toilet high on pot. It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better f...

Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly
Aging Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill ...

A commercial traveller was driving through the Scottish Highlands
A commercial traveller was driving through the Scottish Highlands when his car broke down. There was a cottage near by so he went up to it and knocked...

Farmer: I’ve got a bull that’s right off it duties. It’s got
Farmer: I’ve got a bull that’s right off it duties. It’s got to service 300 cows and all it wants to do is eat. Vet: Give it one of these littl...