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*** Be jolly *** The judge asked the defendant what he was
*** Be jolly *** The judge asked the defendant what he was charged with. Doing my Christmas shopping early, was the reply. That not illegal!. How ear...

Q. What insect is an arithmetic insect? A. A mosquito! They add
Q. What insect is an arithmetic insect? A. A mosquito! They add to misery, subtract from pleasure, divide the attention and multiply quickly! Q. What...

*** The Perks of Getting Older *** No one expects you to run -
*** The Perks of Getting Older *** No one expects you to run - anywhere. People no longer think you are a hypochondriac. Kidnappers are not interes...

*** You Know Youre Not a Kid Anymore *** When... Youre asleep,
*** You Know Youre Not a Kid Anymore *** When... Youre asleep, but others worry that youre dead. * Your back goes out more than you do. * You quit tr...

*** Punishment *** The ministers little six-year-old girl had
*** Punishment *** The ministers little six-year-old girl had been so naughty during the week, that her mother decided to give her the worst kind of p...

*** Warning Signs *** On a cardboard windshield sun shade:
*** Warning Signs *** On a cardboard windshield sun shade: Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in Place * On an infants bathtub: Do not throw baby ...

*** Blondes hide *** One day a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead
*** Blondes hide *** One day a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were being chased by the police. The girls decided to go up 3 different trees and hi...

*** Get Real *** A young businessman had just started his own
*** Get Real *** A young businessman had just started his own firm. Hed rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, h...