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As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral
As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or fri...

A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different
A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week, so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was one prob...

A manager at Walmart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job
A manager at Walmart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equa...

A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a
A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesnt have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, Jeesh, I wonder what...

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning,
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back...

Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up
Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant an...