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There is a woman with enormous and spectacular bosoms trying to
There is a woman with enormous and spectacular bosoms trying to put the moves on a hot fat dude on the P1. I know that her tits are awesome because sh...

A White lady just told me that I speak very well and, as a Black
A White lady just told me that I speak very well and, as a Black American, one does not know exactly how to process that compliment. To be fair, she m...

I dreamt that I was a gentle lad growing up in a cottage in a
I dreamt that I was a gentle lad growing up in a cottage in a wooded glen under the terrible, terrible tyranny of my wicked stepmother Jasondrilla and...

Whenever anyone asks me about whether or not I have a New Years
Whenever anyone asks me about whether or not I have a New Years Resolution, I always make a huge deal out of poo-pooing such a thing. I usually roll m...

If heaven is truly different for everyone, Ive decided that mine
If heaven is truly different for everyone, Ive decided that mine shall be an eternity of sitting near two well-to-do older women at a restaurant well ...

I have decided to treat myself to a damn massage. I need someone
I have decided to treat myself to a damn massage. I need someone with large calloused hands and anger issues to work the hate out of my muscles. I nee...

The P1 station in Wilkinsburg is is notoriously nightmarish for
The P1 station in Wilkinsburg is is notoriously nightmarish for women. Its a hole in the Earth that lies dormant until a female human gets near and th...

Im disappointed to see how many people I know who value partisan
Im disappointed to see how many people I know who value partisan politics over a mans life. I do not believe in survival of the fittest. I am not a da...