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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads, "Cheese Sandwich: $1.50; Chicken Sandwich: $2.50; Hand Job: $10.00." Checking...

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce,
A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, What are the grounds for your divorce? She replied, About four acres and ...