Posts by Charlie Toast
Mary bought a bobble hat
With a bright pink coloured pom pom
She
Mary bought a bobble hat With a bright pink coloured pom pom She was really very proud of it Thought it was feckin awesome She plonked it on her nappe...
Mary bought a bobble hat With a bright pink coloured pom pom She was really very proud of it Thought it was feckin awesome She plonked it on her nappe...
Strange things have been happening in my inbox the last few
Strange things have been happening in my inbox the last few days. I shall tell you some of them, but wont add names. I havent replied to any of them. ...
Strange things have been happening in my inbox the last few days. I shall tell you some of them, but wont add names. I havent replied to any of them. ...
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with...
Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with...
A Late Night Gripe...
The water in Caol is over chlorinated, the
A Late Night Gripe... The water in Caol is over chlorinated, the tap water is close to undrinkable. Its like drinking fecking bleach, boiling it has n...
A Late Night Gripe... The water in Caol is over chlorinated, the tap water is close to undrinkable. Its like drinking fecking bleach, boiling it has n...
Mary had a Trumpet
She played it everyday
She only knew one tune
Mary had a Trumpet She played it everyday She only knew one tune though She played it constantly Her neighbour was frustated So was her neighbours dog...
Mary had a Trumpet She played it everyday She only knew one tune though She played it constantly Her neighbour was frustated So was her neighbours dog...
Mary had a jar of jam
The lid was very tight
She could not get
Mary had a jar of jam The lid was very tight She could not get it open Though she tried with all her might She was getting very angry So she threw it ...
Mary had a jar of jam The lid was very tight She could not get it open Though she tried with all her might She was getting very angry So she threw it ...
The battery has gone flat in my Trumpet. My outer tube, has sprung
The battery has gone flat in my Trumpet. My outer tube, has sprung a leak. My head is full of soap. I no longer require a bag for life from Lidls. I h...
The battery has gone flat in my Trumpet. My outer tube, has sprung a leak. My head is full of soap. I no longer require a bag for life from Lidls. I h...
I just tasted Hummus for the very first time. This is my
I just tasted Hummus for the very first time. This is my description of Hummus. I peeled back the top seal, and thought I was looking at semolina, so...
I just tasted Hummus for the very first time. This is my description of Hummus. I peeled back the top seal, and thought I was looking at semolina, so...