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says the most profound realization one can uncover is that moment
says the most profound realization one can uncover is that moment when you look in the mirror and realize that your only competition in life is starin...

says if I knew that eating all-natural organic things would have
says if I knew that eating all-natural organic things would have made me feel this good, I would have done it years ago but, alas, I thought those peo...

says one day Im gonna visit lots of castles. We dont have any here
says one day Im gonna visit lots of castles. We dont have any here and, I feel after studying them extensively on TV and in movies, Im pretty confiden...

says I rather like housecleaning. It kinda makes you feel
says I rather like housecleaning. It kinda makes you feel organized and in control not to mention helping you clear your mind of its dusty cobwebs. So...

says now that I guess Im one of your ranks now, I just gotta ask
says now that I guess Im one of your ranks now, I just gotta ask all you skinny people out there something because its been bugging me for me for a wh...

*Farm Humor* Customer: I sure do like these new card readers you
*Farm Humor* Customer: I sure do like these new card readers you guys got at the registers. Me: Oh, me too! It makes things a lot easier especially o...