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A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just
A minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars a...

The farmers son was returning from the market with a crate of
The farmers son was returning from the market with a crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a sudden the box fell and broke op...

The Christmas church services were proceeding very successfully
The Christmas church services were proceeding very successfully when a woman in the gallery got so interested that she leaned out too far and fell ove...

A young pastor was sitting in a restaurant eating lunch. He opened
A young pastor was sitting in a restaurant eating lunch. He opened a letter from his mother he just got that morning. As he opened it a twenty dollar ...

A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively
A couple had two little boys, ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. The two were always getting into trouble and their parents could be ass...

If Jesus came to your house To spend some time with you, If He
If Jesus came to your house To spend some time with you, If He came unexpected, I wonder what you’d do. Oh, I know you’d give your nicest room To...

Dear Lord, Thank you for this sink of dirty dishes; we have
Dear Lord, Thank you for this sink of dirty dishes; we have plenty of food to eat. Thank you for this pile of dirty, stinky laundry; we have plenty ...