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A man was driving and saw a truck stalled on the side of the
A man was driving and saw a truck stalled on the side of the highway that had ten penguins standing next to it. The man pulled over and asked the truc...

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves.
There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, Momma, why is my name Rose? The mommy ...

A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers attention,
A boy is selling fish on a corner. To get his customers attention, he is yelling, Dam fish for sale! Get your dam fish here! A pastor hears this and a...

A chicken walks into a library, goes up to a librarian and says,
A chicken walks into a library, goes up to a librarian and says, Book book book. The librarian decides that the chicken wants a book so he gives the c...

Two mental patients were walking next to a swimming pool. One
Two mental patients were walking next to a swimming pool. One jumped into the pool and the other jumped in to save him. Their doctor saw the rescue an...

A young man and woman got married. At the time of their marriage,
A young man and woman got married. At the time of their marriage, the husband noticed his wife carried a decently sized metal box and shoved it up at ...

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, What are y...

:)))) A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an
:)))) A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. Th...