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A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening. She was
A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening. She was knitting and he was reading the latest issue of Farmers Weekly. He looked up from the pag...

An Indian warrior walks into Starbucks with a shotgun in one hand
An Indian warrior walks into Starbucks with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter, “Me want coffee.”...

A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd,
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face. “Maybe all I need is some fresh ai...

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she
In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting cl...

Bryan came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking
Bryan came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He ga...

THE SPLINT A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball
THE SPLINT A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. When he finally gets h...

A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and its half past three in the morning....