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Pick up lines: All those curves, and me with no brakes. Do
Pick up lines: All those curves, and me with no brakes. Do you know why the sky is so gray? [No, why?] Because all the blue is in your eyes. Dont...

How To Give A Cat A Pill 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the
How To Give A Cat A Pill 1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on e...

Proverbs 18 King James Version (KJV) 18 Through desire a man,
Proverbs 18 King James Version (KJV) 18 Through desire a man, having separated himself, seeketh and intermeddleth with all wisdom. 2 A fool hath no ...

A lady was having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas and
A lady was having a bad day at the roulette tables in Vegas and she was down to her last $50. Exasperated, she exclaimed, What rotten luck! What in ...

The husband got into his grubbiest clothes on Saturday morning and
The husband got into his grubbiest clothes on Saturday morning and set about all the chores hed been putting off for weeks. Hed cleaned the garage,...

A woman boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen
A woman boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crab. A male crew member took the box and promised to put it in the crews refrigerator...