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This is a hypothetical situation. Your wife walks into the
This is a hypothetical situation. Your wife walks into the room, and addresses you as honey, rather than you shiftless Irish pig! This is the firs...

I think weve reached the point at which television commercials
I think weve reached the point at which television commercials cant become any more personal/offensive. Hi! Id like to take a moment to discuss prol...

Last night, Mags came home from work with a variety of ice cream
Last night, Mags came home from work with a variety of ice cream called Orange Scream. When dessert-time came around, I ate one scoop -- and then qui...

Jaysus. This is the worst case of insomnia Ive had since 06.
Jaysus. This is the worst case of insomnia Ive had since 06. Up at 05:45 this morning, and for me, thats sleeping in. Since April, Ive been gettin...

Now y’all got me thinking again. This is never a good thing. My
Now y’all got me thinking again. This is never a good thing. My last (admittedly long) post was an attempt to treat seriously with a few sarcastic r...