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A lady was walking down the street when she was a approached by a
A lady was walking down the street when she was a approached by a lady beggar asking for money. The lady took a $20 bill out of her purse and asked: ...

An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years.
An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40 years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but he is alone, old and weak. H...

A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar slowly getting drunk.
A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar slowly getting drunk. A man comes in and asks the farmer, Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful...

Message from Her Majesty The Queen To the citizens of the
Message from Her Majesty The Queen To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II: In light of your f...

Growing Old in England Someone asked the other day, What was
Growing Old in England Someone asked the other day, What was your favourite fast food when you were growing up? We didnt have fast food when I was g...

A Policeman was drilling 3 blondes, who were training to become
A Policeman was drilling 3 blondes, who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the 1st blonde a p...

A married couple was in a terrible accident and the man’s face
A married couple was in a terrible accident and the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin...

HUSBAND WANTED A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was
HUSBAND WANTED A lonely woman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED! MUST BE...