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A fellow was about to enter a bar when a dog tugged at his trouser
A fellow was about to enter a bar when a dog tugged at his trouser leg and said to him, Hey, pal! Wanna make some quick money? The man couldnt believe...

The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon ...

How handle the overcrowding in jails? 1 Lets put the seniors in
How handle the overcrowding in jails? 1 Lets put the seniors in jail and the criminals in nursing homes. 2 This would correct two things in one motion...

Irish Maths Test An Irishman wants a job, but the foreman
Irish Maths Test An Irishman wants a job, but the foreman wont hire him until he passes a little math test. Here is your first question, the forem...

A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men
A wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got ...

A farmer walks down to the Farm and Ranch Store to buy a bucket.
A farmer walks down to the Farm and Ranch Store to buy a bucket. When he gets there, they have some chickens and geese for sale, cheap. Well, the fell...

When old Mr. OLeary died, an elaborate wake was planned. In
When old Mr. OLeary died, an elaborate wake was planned. In preparation, Mrs. OLeary called the undertaker aside for a private little talk. Please be ...