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Parking Attendant Outside Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for
Parking Attendant Outside Bristol Zoo there is a parking lot for 150 cars and 8 buses. For 25 years, its parking fees were managed by a very pleasant ...

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter. Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to a neighbor of his. The ...

, for one, am sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people are
, for one, am sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people are in the South, and I challenge any so-called smart Yankee to take this exam: 1. Calc...

We made it back. Doctors found no blockages but did find that her
We made it back. Doctors found no blockages but did find that her heart arteries were into her heart instead of outside so when her heart is pumping i...

emember Mommy Mommy jokes? These wont be funny to everyone but I
emember Mommy Mommy jokes? These wont be funny to everyone but I know theres a few whose sense of humor is warped just enough to find these HIlarious....

A retired man moves near a junior high school. He spends the first
A retired man moves near a junior high school. He spends the first few weeks of retirement in peace and quiet. However, when a new school year begins,...

A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife
A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, Dear Lord, I g...

One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to
One rainy Sunday afternoon, a young couple were on their way to their Church to get married. On the way there, their car lost control and slammed into...

A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped and every once in a while...