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A mechanical engineer went to police station for filing report
A mechanical engineer went to police station for filing report for his missing wife: Engineer : I lost my wife (misty), she went for shopping and stil...

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which ...

A priest and his wife were cleaning up the house. The priest came
A priest and his wife were cleaning up the house. The priest came across a box he didnt recognize. His wife told him to leave it alone, it was persona...

A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is
A husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up as it sometimes does. But then the wife suddenly stops and says "I don’t...

A guy asked a girl in a library, “Do you mind if I sit beside
A guy asked a girl in a library, “Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl answered with a loud voice, “I DO NOT WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WIT...

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He order...

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches t...